Quote of The Day: I Want to Be Robbed!

Date April 11, 2008

Daseca

So the Jamaica Star picked the hit makers from Jamaica, DASECA as their Artists of the month for April. But just because they’re artists of the month, don’t mean their the brightest of the month.

When asked what his future plans are for DASECA, Craig blurts out…

“To be stinking rich.”

So for all the gun men, thieves and area dons, if you were looking for another rich victim, DASECA is up for the robbing.

Not too bright at all, especially in Jamaica … you don’t even want to let anyone know you have 50 cents in your pocket, much less that you’re rich.

Oh well … people, just look out for upcoming news, when we detail how exactly Craig and the DASECA crew get robbed of all their belongings.

- Your Bwoy Delroy!

[Source: The Jamaica Star Online Image Via Daseca]

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Reggae Video of The Day: What’s Love, Shaggy & Akon

Date April 10, 2008

Here’s some twanging mumble mumble music from Shaggy and Akon

You feeling it?

- Your Bwoy Delroy!

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Crash Plus…Kabooom

Date April 10, 2008

Carlos Hill and Cash Plus

Well they say when it rains, it pours!!!!! and for crash plus investors this is all but true. Last night there were rumblings across the island that close to 40,000 Jamaicans would not be receiving their money as the April 14th Deadline had passed.

“It is regrettable that payments will not be made on April 14 and unfortunate that so many lenders will be disappointed,” Bandoian said.

He was unable to say when the repayments would begin. “This is a large and complex assignment, and the team is working within an extremely tight time frame to meet the court’s reporting deadline,”

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Beenie Man Has Impeccable Timing

Date April 10, 2008

Beenie Man Dis The Marley Clan

You can always count on Beenie Man to do something retarded don’t it people?

Well on top of having to deal with their granny Cedella Marley dying, the Marley clan also has to deal with an onslaught (I always wanted to use that word) … of disses pelted in the direction of the family by non other than our favorite claffy, Beenie Man.

What are you talking about Delroy?

Well according to the authorities on Dancehall artists behaving badly aka Yardflex

Imagine him dey pon a show a Bahamas wid di Marley dem and him guh open him mouth as usual him put him foot in deh.

Beenie Man seh big up Ky-mani him a mi fren and respect due to Rita but Stephen a p*ssyhole and all Junior Gong and di rest a dem can gwaan bout dem business.

… A person close to the Marley family came to the side of stage and signal the DJ to end his set.. and dat come een like bad wud to Beenie who just start do “me dun kno the p*ssy dem no like…”

What next Beenie?

Pissing on Bob’s grave after the funeral and singing hey green arm in the casket?

This Beenie Man character must really be on crack or need to take his medication or something.

He always just seem to F up at the most inappropriate times … at least he’s good for a great laugh on cue.

- Your Bwoy Delroy!

[Source: Yardflex]

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Some Stale News with Your Morning Coffee

Date April 10, 2008

Cedella Marley Passes

  • Bob Marley Mother Dead Off, RIP Cedella Marley
  • Foxy Brown Thinks People Want to Watch Her
  • Angry gay people shut down Reggae Music on I Tunes Canada

  • Mavado is Free to Fly Out
  • - Your Bwoy Delroy!

    [Image Via: Classic Reggae Interview]

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    Watch this: Titus the Insecurity Guard

    Date April 9, 2008

    When I was watching the videos for Oliver and Dulcimenia, these of Titus did pop up right beside it in the related videos.

    You can find anything on Youtube to backside … a great way to idle at work fi real!

    I nearly dead wid laugh when dem pop out the dog poor M16 … lmao!

    Enjoy,

    - Your Bwoy Delroy!






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    Mavado to Be Murdered?

    Date April 8, 2008

    Mavado on A Death List?

    Are there plans to put Mavado “Under The Rock?”

    According to Dancehall.mobi ….

    …. warring gangs in the Cassava Piece area of St. Andrew have prepared death lists (hit lists), and dancehall artiste Mavado is reportedly one of the names on one of these lists. Mavado is from Cassava Piece, and proudly proclaims this in almost all his songs, however it is said that he is affiliated with a crew which is based on one section of Glen Drive in Cassava Piece, and they are in conflict with a crew from another section.

    Jah know star, it seems like there’s no bright light in sight for the gangster for life.

    Getting locked up, getting robbed, getting getting getting out of control.

    It’s interesting to see, no matter how much these dancehall artists acquire, they can’t seem to get the gully out of their life.

    Let’s hope for Mavado’s sake that no such death list exists and he sees more days of singing about how gangster for life he is.

    Your Bwoy Delroy!

    [Source: Dancehall.mobi]

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