Beenie Needs His Tampon Changed Pt 2

According to Yardflex…

At Early Mondays a Standpipe di floodwater buss as Beenie Man teck di mic and start to tell the crowd sey a di wuss year fi him.

Him sey him lose three brothers, him owe government and pon top a it him haffi dash weh him woman. Massa, di DJ put dung a piece a bawling fi bout five minutes. Him beg him fans dem fi stick wid him but from how dem react to di doc in tears…dem nah guh no weh lef him!

Can someone get Beenie Man a counselor, a therapist, a pastor, a mother’s bosom?

Big man crying in public, over simple tings … can’t be good! Worse at a dance?

Can you imagine you doing the Shelly Belly, Tekkin Weh Yuhself and all of a sudden you hear the music stop and they start playing some dead music like they’re reading the obituaries? Then after they announce Sista Mirkle being buried on her family plot, the pastor asks if there are any more announcements for the dancehall congregation.

Beenie grabs the mic … “Hi many of you may know me as Beenie Man, Moses Davis or Betweenie. Recently my wife sex off a man in New York, the government seh I owe them $40 million, I eat some stale Paddy Cake that run mah belly and they ran out of pink fabric for my Sting outfit! … Please unnuh pray for me!”

Then he runs off the stage crying?!

Come on Betweenie … get it together, I don’t want to have to wonder if I wining on a girl in a party, that you will come out of nowhere and ruin mah vibes!

Thanks in advance,

- Delroy Hibberts

The countdown continues until Beenie cuts his locks!

[Source: Yardflex]