Barbee’s Paddy Cake Caused Beenie to Miss Court?

Barbee’s Paddy Cake must mek out of magic ’cause that is what made Betweenie miss his court date and mek the government put a hit out for him.

It all mek the man feel hangover, miss his flight and lose his mind… According to Beenie Man…

Mi did have court today (yesterday) but mi did a shoot a video an mi reach in late, an mi end up wake up late, suh mi miss di flight. Suh a mi lawyer mi did a count on fi guh represent mi but mi nuh know wah happen …,

This bredda can’t even be for real … You think you can owe a Jamaican $2 and not show up to give them their money. Worse yet you owe the government some $47 Million Dollars. (Insert Dr. Evil Grin here!) And you miss your court date over some Paddy Cake rasta?

I hope if the government lock his backside up for tax evasion Barbee going to pay him some conjugal visits and share her paddy cake with him.

Beenie is beginning to catch the rake still and realize seh D’Angel obeah must be working strong…

“Is like dem set dis ting yah pon mi, it come in like a chain reaction, when dis sort out, a nex ting a guh come. Mi nuh know a wah dis it come in like sey mi shouldn’t did come out a dah crash deh inna di Humma an every ting jus done deh suh,”

Yeh Beenie … link up your obeah man fast fast!

In the meanwhile we’ll pray for you rasta … “Christian Dip, Revival Dip!”

Thanks Jahmekyagyal for the heads up on this one!

[Source: Jamaican Star]